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It's been a long time since I got into the Bollywood scene... actually, after I left Dubai, Bollywood's been dead out of the window for me. So today I went to a site to see what was going on in there, and lo and behold, here are some of the titles, courtesy of India Daily's latest:

• Sari stripping a new trend in Toronto Indian girls
• Antara Mali makes a confession – she likes to sexually excite people but cannot say so officially
• Rakhi Sawant refuses to take her top off but rumor says otherwise
• Yana Gupta and Nigar feels liberated from ex-husbands ready for topless performances again
• Flamboyant Amisha calls Rani oldie – Amisha plans skirt-raising seduction
• Secret phone sex movies in distribution in India via cell or mobile phone getting extremely popular
• Meghna Naidu, Payal Rohatgi scared of sex hungry crowd trying to harass and take advantage of situations
• Preity says no but rumorzone says its her on the sex video clip
• Riya not shy to drop the towel and go topless
• Janki Shah’s topless scene in Shaque ready to pour blue on Bollywood
• Is that a Ash’s look alike or Ash in sexy video clip?
• Tara Sharma fans get ready for glaring skin exposure from Tara Sharma
• Sexy video clip of Preity Zinta and Monisha Koirala circulating over cell phone
• The sex network of Indian-Canadians in Toronto
• Howard stern plans to call Ash in his show – will ash go topless?
• A series of sexy films from Bollywood Home version
• Bhavna Pali to expose on camera
• Kim Sharma ready to sizzle in sexy poses
• Bollywood wants lesbian films as lesbian marriages take off in India
• Bollywood’s waits for Isha Kopikar’s sizzle
• Bollywood’s blue becoming hot sellers – armature sex from Indian homes sells
• Nisha Kothari worried about comparisons to others while Bollywood waits for this model to go topless and posy real sexy
• Porn movies from Indian homes filling up the porn stores of the Internet

The order that you see here is exactly as copied and pasted from India Daily. The only 3 posts i didn't post were those of Tara Reid behaving like a slut in parties, Paris & Britney in India, and John and Bips kissing rumours. Other than that, everyhting is sex-related.

I dunno what to say, except holy fuck.

I've lost all respect (well, not that I had much to begin with) for these filmy guys and the tabloids, but I think what I'm more disappointed is, well, none of this would be possible if sex didn't sell. Sex sells, yeah. But more than the tabloids, its the women who are making sure their sex sells.

But whats really unfortunate is, most of these Bollywood sluts are so keen to go topless and bare all, all for what? Yeah, ok, money, and they are the subject of every desi guy's wet dreams, yes.

But.

When the time comes, when the party is over, when they realize that selling their bodies just don't do it anymore (ie when their boobs will sag and no amount of make up can hide those crows' feet and huge thighs and bulging tyres), they will realize that nobody will want them anymore. This will be even more obvious when they are past 30, of marriageable age, have no steady boyfriends because they have dumped their boyfriends in favour of the limelight (or because their significant others couldn't handle their fame), and their ovaries will cry out that they want babies and the women will realize too late that there will be no one around them because typical desi men are double standard - yes, they love oogling at you and would love to make out with you, but then you aren't the type pf person that they would be taking home to their moms in the first place!

These women who are supposed to represent the Indian women to the outside world, because they have so much exposure to the outside world, are doing such a good job at showing what a bunch of slappers and sluts they are. Meanwhile, we have a white Hollywood film star like Angelina Jolie who is the epitome of beauty and sex with her pouty lips and cat-eyes, but who travels the third nations giving huge exposure to the poverty and inequalities that exist there, all for a pindly UNICEF salary, adopting kids from the same countries, and who uses that media exposure to espouse humanitarian issues for a generation of people who belong to third world nations and who are too horny to focus on any important issues because they are too busy taking their tops off!!

Oh how the tides have turned.

Whatever happened to the gold old days when Paendoos with oily coconut hair would run around trees chasing Lakshmi in cheesy frilly frocks, a dishum here and a dishum there and family problems solved! As cheesy and pathetic as they were, at least everyone had morals back then!!!

Yes, land of Kama Sutra should get jiggy with being comfortable with the idea of sex. BUT, sex is different than slut factor. Heck, Bollywood should just be renamed Pornywood. Open-in-your-face-porn. I don't blame the guys for this, of course. Sure, the men directors want all this, and the audience want this, but ultimately, who has the upper control? The slutty women in Bollywood. Theyre the worst for giving in.

Yes its sad that foreigners from other countries are all the rage these days, and if the girls from India won't expose, then the other girls will do just fine. But I guess the B girls had forgotten how thats what set us apart from them - I'm sure theyre all fine and dandy, but we have a different set of social values and traditions, thats all!

I'm sorry if I sound all prudish, but you know what? It's kinda sad knowing that this is what some people would do for a little attention and this is what winning beauty pageants lead to these days.